Geeps my shower nazi

So I get home last night and I was chatting with my geeps about him cleaning the floors and whatever else we were chatting about. I asked him if he wanted eggrolls. I told him it would take me about 14 minutes so I could jump in the shower really quick...

Geeps~ "Didn't you take a shower before you went to work?"

Me- "Yep but I need another shower."

Geeps~ "Well why do you need another shower?"

Me- *confused look* "Umm... Because I was sweating."

Geeps~ "What were you sweating for?"

Me- *laughing* "What? Are you the shower nazi again?"

Geeps~ "Just don't know why you need another shower." *serious as hell*

Me- *still laughing* "I know it's hard to believe but I do work hard and sweat Mr. Shower Nazi."

(5 minutes and crazy conversation later)

Geeps~ "Ok go take your shower." *As he's laughing*

Me- *smh* 

Lol like my taking a shower more than once a day is going to cause droughts around the world and end civilization as we know it! Apparently I'm supposed to take a shower once a week and that's on Saturday... Lmao gotta love my geeps!