So I'm havin a conversation with my geeps and I'm telling him how I have holes in my pants...
Me: I blew out my pants so I need new jeans.
Geep: You need to lose weight. Haha
Me: Really geeps? Glad you think you're funny. I'm on a weight loss mission. Besides my pants are too big.
Geeps: *still chuckling* Well then why are you blowing out your pants?
Me: Because if I don't remember to pull my pants up before I bend over then they blow. I can't get my belt tight enough to keep my pants up so I sag like you.
Geeps: I don't sag!
Me: *blank stare* lmao are you serious right now?!! You're sagging right now.
Geeps: I'm not saggin... I don't sag!
Lmao you be the judge...
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